Walking through Union Square on Friday night with 2 friends...
Random Guy from Jersey: Excuse me ladies. My friend and I were just on our way back to the PATH train. And because there's no way we're going to follow you wherever you're going tonight, I thought I'd just stop you.
Blank stares all around from us.
Jersey: You're all cute, but I have a thing for blondes and your friend is pretty. And I was hoping to flirt with her a little bit. Would that be ok with you? If I flirted with her? Is she cool? Does she have a boyfriend?
Friend Julia, visiting from South Carolina: Giggling. Umm...I...or...yes...she's...cool.
Jersey: Ok great, I promise I won't keep her long. (to me) Your name?
LJ: I'm Lauren.
Jersey: Do you have an amazing personality that goes with that amazing smile?
LJ: Um, I like to think so. (???)
Jersey: So you're going to give me your phone number and I'll call you right now so that you have my number. And I'll give you a call this weekend, we'll hang out. Where are you from Lauren?
LJ: I live in the city. But I grew up in Texas.
Jersey: Really, Texas? You don't even have an accent. So. Your number?
Yes. That. Happened.
Random Guy from Jersey: Excuse me ladies. My friend and I were just on our way back to the PATH train. And because there's no way we're going to follow you wherever you're going tonight, I thought I'd just stop you.
Blank stares all around from us.
Jersey: You're all cute, but I have a thing for blondes and your friend is pretty. And I was hoping to flirt with her a little bit. Would that be ok with you? If I flirted with her? Is she cool? Does she have a boyfriend?
Friend Julia, visiting from South Carolina: Giggling. Umm...I...or...yes...she's...cool.
Jersey: Ok great, I promise I won't keep her long. (to me) Your name?
LJ: I'm Lauren.
Jersey: Do you have an amazing personality that goes with that amazing smile?
LJ: Um, I like to think so. (???)
Jersey: So you're going to give me your phone number and I'll call you right now so that you have my number. And I'll give you a call this weekend, we'll hang out. Where are you from Lauren?
LJ: I live in the city. But I grew up in Texas.
Jersey: Really, Texas? You don't even have an accent. So. Your number?
Yes. That. Happened.
Bhahaha. Hilarious!
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