A conversation with Mom --
Mom: I found you an apartment in the west village.
LJ: Oh did you? On craigslist?
Mom: Yes, rent was cheap. The only thing was...the person who already lives there says you need to be comfortable with nudity.
(and then she bursts out laughing)
LJ: Thanks Mom. This has been really helpful.
JFK International Airport Security Line --
Security Guard: So I'm standing in the presence of a Goddess.
LJ: Nervous laughter.
Security Guard: Oh come on, you know it. Definitely a heartbreaker...
LJ: Oh...um...well thanks...hah hah...
Security Guard: Southern Belle...You have a nice trip.
Mom: I found you an apartment in the west village.
LJ: Oh did you? On craigslist?
Mom: Yes, rent was cheap. The only thing was...the person who already lives there says you need to be comfortable with nudity.
(and then she bursts out laughing)
LJ: Thanks Mom. This has been really helpful.
JFK International Airport Security Line --
Security Guard: So I'm standing in the presence of a Goddess.
LJ: Nervous laughter.
Security Guard: Oh come on, you know it. Definitely a heartbreaker...
LJ: Oh...um...well thanks...hah hah...
Security Guard: Southern Belle...You have a nice trip.
What the heck? hahahahhahaha. Both of these convos are making me laugh out loud. I can just see your face having to live with someone who walks around naked!! : )
ReplyDeleteAndddd....what a choppy, awkward convo with the security guard.. BAHAHAH